J.C. had two plants on his porch. They went missing.
U.L. had a special kind of curtain that covers your front door so that the heat is kept away, but the door can be open. Well, somebody cut the curtain off, but just a rectangular piece that would fit for a smaller door.
And me. Now I am missing an empty plastic bottle used to accumulate the water from my air conditioner. It used to be for olive oil I guess, once upon a time.