I would like to hear it all.
It's ok if they are sexistic.
It is even better if they are funny.
It is even MORE better if you or a friend have heard them yourself.
Here are two real-life examples:
Karin was sitting at a bar sipping beer, when somebody fell behind her. She turned around. The guy, still on the floor, gave her his hand:
"Hi. I am Hampus."
(We had to explain to Karin that he FELL for her. "Aaah", she said, "then I should have introduced him to my boyfriend on my left.")
[It did not work.]
At a party:
"I have tried to go home, but I can't. I have tried, but I can't, not without you."
Looking forward to this! :)